18 Things I've Learnt in Twenty18

As the year is coming to an end, I felt it was only appropriate to look back one more time on what I’ve learnt over the last 12 months.

  1. It’s just a date, not a marriage proposal, don’t get so invested

  2. Don’t eat gluten, you puff up like a puffer fish

  3. Don’t do something if it only pleases someone else, not you

  4. Pornstar Martinis are still the best drink

  5. Not everyone sticks around forever, some people are only chapters

  6. Songs are so much better when they mean something to you, even if that means getting hurt

  7. If you’re still thinking of people, don’t let them walk away

  8. Hair takes forever to grow back, don’t phuck it up (three years later and I’m still learning)

  9. Natalie Cole’s “This Will Be” will never not make you happy

  10. Candles make you feel fabulous

  11. Moving flats is the worst thing ever.

  12. You want bigger things for yourself

  13. Do more of what you love and you’ll never be bored

  14. Although you like doing things alone, let people in sometimes

  15. Your way is usually the right way, don’t doubt yourself

  16. Don’t settle, especially a boy

  17. The Greatest Showman was my favourite film of the year

  18. Leopard print is ALWAYS a good idea

Hope you have the most PHABULOUS New Year’s Eve, and an even more phabulous New Year!